Saint Valentine worked for Hallmark. He decided the best way to succeed was to CREATE a holiday. Boom, Valentine's Day! It tortures the couple-less and fattens to pockets of flower peddlers and greeting card companies. Everywhere you look, there's disgusting mixtures of red and pink. God, I hate pink. Speaking of pink, did you know that P!nik's real name is Alicia Moore. What a bitch! That reminds me of the time I had to choke a bitch when I stepped on some assholes shoe, because he wouldn't get his big fucking clown feet out of the the god damn aisle. Yea I'm talking to you, you son of a bitch! (unless your not him.) Assholes like that deserve to be chemically castrated, and by chemically castrated I mean dipping the their nuts in a highly pure form of sulfuric acid. Not to get off subject but macadamia nuts are fucking delicious! At $12.00 a pound though they are a treat I can rarely indulge in unfortunately. Here is a list of some of the species of nuts I am aware of: Brazil Nut, Peanut, Almond, Cashew, Hazelnut, Pistachio, Pecan, Coconut (delicious btw), and Chestnut. Oops out of time! Fuck Valentine's Day!!11!